The third party

If you co-sleep with your child, this will definitely make you laugh:

Look familiar? Except the “Donkey Kong” position, our family bed has been conquered and taken over by the little one. “H is for Hell” is almost an every night affair, “Snow Angel” and “Jazz Hands” occasionally. It’s not unusual to find E staring at us in the middle of the night like “The Stalker” at times too.

And these come with a price: just this morning, I woke up with a swollen lip and bruised eyebrow. Daddy got the prize of a kick to his eyeball (luckily it’s not the other ‘ball’!)

Oh when, oh when, can we have our bed back?

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